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PLEASE READ: CAVEAT EMPTOR!

Written on September 29, 2011 by David in Between Battles, Humorous

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A few stock market catch phrases for watch.

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WATCH OUT FOR ANGRY STOCK TRADERS

Written on May 25, 2011 by David in Between Battles, Humorous

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ANGRY TRADERS.

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CHARTILOSOPHY: THE INVERTED HEAD AND SHOULDERS FAILURE

Written on May 23, 2011 by David in Between Battles, CHARTILOSOPHY, Humorous

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The Inverted Head and Shoulders

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THE END OF THE WORLD

Written on May 22, 2011 by David in CHT STOCKTOON, Humorous

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The end of the world…a CHT STOCKTOON.

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TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME

Written on May 2, 2011 by David in Between Battles, CROSSHAIRS TRADERS, Humorous

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Enjoy the photos…and a few laughs… at the ball game!

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SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A STOCK TRADER?

Written on April 14, 2011 by David in Between Battles, Humorous

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This is funny and, unfortunately, true for many.

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HOW TO FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME

Written on March 28, 2011 by David in Crosshairs Wisdom, Humorous

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Stick to a strategy and have the discipline to follow it and you won’t be fooled again or be parted from your money.

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THE DEATH OF TRADER JANE

Written on March 22, 2011 by David in Between Battles, Humorous

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Well, it looks like Trader Joe will now have some company…

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NEW STOCK TRADING INDICATOR IS 100% ACCURATE

Written on February 9, 2011 by David in Humorous

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For the last eight years I have been holed up in my trading cave developing an indicator that allows me to predict future stock movement with uncanny accuracy.

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THE DEATH OF TRADER JOE

Written on January 21, 2011 by David in CHT STOCKTOON, Humorous

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Won’t be the last and is not the first.

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Crosshairs Traders track earnings dates for two reasons: 1) to take advantage of increased volatility ahead of earnings, and 2) to remove the element of surprise when deciding to either hold on to or enter a position. An earnings report, when used properly, can provide an opportunity to make a profitable trade; when used improperly it is nothing more than a gamble.