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FINANCIAL NEWS HEADLINES MAKE ME LAUGH

DISCLAIMER:  The picture is of an unknown gentleman who may or may not be on drugs.  This is NOT a picture of the Crosshairs Trader or any of his immediate family.

 

Look at the headlines from Reuters over the last seven trading days:

Stocks fall on economic jitters (May 13, 4:59 PM)

S&P futures rise on Sybase deal (May 13,  8:57 AM)

Futures dip with tech shares in focus (May 13, 8:02 AM)

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Stocks rally as euro-zone fears wane (May 12, 4:58 PM)

Futures rise after Spain unveils austerity plan (May 12, 8:57 AM)

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Dow, S&P 500 fall as euro-zone fears linger (May 11, 4:58 PM)

Global stock rally runs out of steam on EU plan doubts (May 11, 9:57 AM)

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Stocks fly on trillion-dollar EU rescue plan (May 10, 4:58 PM)

Wall Street set to soar on euro zone rescue plan (May 10, 8:55 AM)

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Stocks negative for 2010 on Greece woes (May 7, 4:58 PM)

Futures pare gains ahead of payrolls report (May 7, 8:57 AM)

Futures gain after sell-off, payrolls eyed (May 7, 8:03 AM)

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Wall Street ends down; pares earlier losses (May 6, 4:58 PM)

Stock futures drop after ECB decision (May 6, 8:57 AM)

Stock futures gain after sell-off (May 6 8:03 AM)

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Stocks fall on fears euro debt woes to spread (May 5, 4:58 PM)

And you think you have problems?  Unless you suffer from schizophrenia, short-term memory loss, bi-polar disorder, crack addiction, and violent mood swings associated with euphoria and depression all at the same time you have got it made!

I’ve got some drugs for you and the market.

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