TRADING STOCKS WITH THE ROLLING STONES

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I was raised in a home with a brother seven years older than I.  During my pre-teen to early teen years (mid to late 70s), my brother introduced me to what we now call classic rock from the likes of Eric Clapton, AC/DC. Led Zeppelin, Elton John, and the Rolling Stones.  I say introduced, the walls in my home were thin and his room was next to mine.  Needless to say when his stereo was on I could not help but be introduced.  I continue to listen to these same artists and many more too numerous to mention here but suffice it to say it took me an entire weekend to download my classic rock cd collection on my new IPOD.  I now will need a another IPOD if I wish to download any new music.

While working out in the yard yesterday I started listening to a Rolling Stones classic “Some Girls” and decided that it is a great tune to parody for the stock trader.  If you are not familiar with this song check it out some time (parental discretion is advised!)and you will better appreciate the following (parental discretion not needed). Who knows, maybe this will become a classic too??

Some trades give me money

Some trades buy me clothes

Some trades give me jewelry

That I never thought I’d own

Some trades give me diamonds

Some trades, heart attacks

Some trades I give all my dough to

I won’t ever get it back

Some trades give me jewelry

Others buy me clothes

Some trades provide for my children

I never did ask for

So give me all my money

Give me all my gold

I’ll buy a house at Hampton Beach

And give the IRS half of what I own

Some trades make me money

Some trades take my clothes

Some trades take the shirt off my back

And leave me with nothing left to lose

Some traders they want cartier

Greedy traders want cars

Trend traders want everything in the world

You can possibly imagine

Arrogant traders they are so prissy

I cant stand them on the trading floor

Sometimes I take the trade off the table

Because I don’t want them to cover at all.

Jim Cramer he is pretty funny

Sometimes he drives me mad

Forex traders just wanna trade all night

I just don’t have that much time

Hedge Fund Traders can be so gentle

They can really create a squeeze

You never know quite what they’re cookin

Inside their silk lined sleeves.

Give me all my money

Give me all my gold

I’ll buy a house back in the Hamptons

And give the IRS half of what I own

Some trades they are so perfect

Some trades are all screwed up

Some trades provide for my children

I only had to trade it once!

Give me half my money

Give me half a car

Give me half of everything

I’ll be the world’s biggest star

So gimme all my money

Give me all of my gold

Let’s go back to the Hamptons

I’ll give the IRS half of everything I own.

 

I dedicate this post to Richard L. who is not only a close friend of mine but who is also a big Rolling Stones fan.  Richard literally saved my life a few years back and for that I will always be grateful!!

Thank you Richard! Now go listen to Some Girls for me.

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